Some days start better than others....
Today was one of those mornings. The alarm went off and my brain went "huh? I'm pretty sure we just fell asleep like ten minutes ago."
Then I couldn't decide what to wear.
My fitbit started flirting with me, which is very disconcerting. I like it well enough, but I'm really not interested in it "that way". I am not sure how to let it down gently while still remaining friends. Suggestions welcomed.
My indecisiveness continued on the freeway so I made a last-minute decision to go to an alternate train station. But I got stuck in traffic. Then I couldn't find parking until the 6th floor. And then my clipper card wouldn't let me pay for parking, and the machine wouldn't accept my dollar bill. So I missed my train.
Just when I thought nothing else could possibly go wrong, the guy standing next to me farted in my general direction.
